I Wanna Be A Lifeguard

[retroactive]

Pool’s open. Summer can start.

My too-cool-for-school friends used to tease me with this song in the summers when I spent my work days at the public pool twirling my whistle and yelling at kids to walk on deck.

It is a pretty sweet gig. Well, except for the tension of constantly scanning for drownings. (Why do you think we twirl that whistle so obsessively?)

I can’t remember a time when the pool wasn’t my happy place.